The Geese

Ryan Gosling and Gary were meant to be the farm's guard geese, but that plan lasted about as long as it took them to realize that they could be the ones in charge. Now, they spend their days terrorizing everything that moves (except for each other, naturally). These two are probably planning a hostile takeover of the farm, and they've started with the orchard, where they can be found grazing on Kley's gooseberries (we're sure that's not a coincidence). Their sister, Amy McAdams, had the good sense to escape and is probably living the high life somewhere warm and free. As for Ryan and Gary? They're content plotting their next move—and keeping the entire farm on edge.